Randomness in Rhyme

Music in my head: Agalloch - Not Unlike the Waves
Today's weather: Dilli ki Garmi.

In this sweltering, sweaty, summer season,
Delhi's deadly dry.
A chicken stranded on Chandni Chowk
Turns into chicken fry.

You'd think that tricksy tripsy Trichy
Had a trident up your rear.
But damned Delhi, apart from being smelly,
Has the trident trembling in fear.

I'm stuck in a small little stupidity rut,
Chewing chicken from Chandni Chowk,
To muscle up and move what's on my head-
A great big writers' block.

P.S. I promise that the forthcoming entries will make more sense. I just had to get the ball rolling somehow.